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I'm a fellow Australian, a British Railway enthusiast, Pokémon fan, amiibo collector and everyday gamer.
Oh, and I can't stop imagining a headcanon of Plants vs. Zombies with a dark twist to it.
I may seem like the average friendly deviantART user at times, especially around friends and good people.
But other times, I'm an angry, rude, sassy bloke. As a result, I may be an unlikeable douche to some people.
If you're one of those that I'm being a douche to; suck it up and deal with it. You likely brought it upon yourself anyway.
Coming wide with me is useless. It's my decision alone to change who I am and my opinions toward certain people and things. This is the internet, so I can treat anyone and anything with respect or disrespect whenever I want.
I prefer talking in private via a note/PM, especially when it comes to being shared pics or gift art. So I insist being sent a note instead of a profile comment. If I happen to ignore your note, I probably don't know you or just don't want to talk.
If I hide a comment of yours, then you're most likely annoying me or it violates one of my rules (which nobody reads).
Do not advertise stuff such as a website link or deviation on my profile, please. If you have something you want to show me, show it via a note so nobody else can see. I hate to be pestered over and over so that may delay me in giving you a response to the subject. Or I won't respond at all if you go overboard with pestering me.
I. HATE. Rabid fandoms. That includes My Little Pony, Five Nights at Freddy's, Steven Universe and Undertale. Kindly GTFO if you're gonna smear that garbage in my face or else I'll make you by blocking your obnoxious ass. If you're doing it in a innocent way and wasn't aware of my hate for such fandoms, I'll be mature and kindly ask that you don't do it again.
I ignore those who talk shit behind my back or to my face, but I assure you some shit-talkers won't be escaping my wrath.